Frequently Haunted Questions

Everything you were afraid to ask.

Is this real?

Absolutely. The ghosts are AI-generated, but the calls are real. Your target's confusion is real. The $500 charge is very real.

Will the target know it's AI?

Our voices are generated using state-of-the-art AI models. At 3 AM, nobody's running spectral analysis on a phone call. They'll just know that "former CFO Dennis" has opinions about their expense reports.

Is this legal?

We comply with all applicable regulations. Calls are for entertainment. No real person's voice is cloned. Targets must not be on the DNC registry. We're basically a very specific greeting card service that happens to call at inconvenient hours.

What do the calls sound like?

Depending on your chosen tone, your target might receive:

Can I choose the time of the call?

Yes. 3 AM is our most popular slot, but we can haunt at any hour. Breakfast haunting is an underrated experience.

What if they don't answer?

We leave a voicemail. A voicemail from a dead CEO is the kind of thing people play for their therapist.

How do I know the haunting was delivered?

Your dashboard tracks every call: time, duration, whether they answered, and a transcription of the call. Full spectral accountability.

Can I request a custom persona?

Possession-tier clients ($999) get custom script development. Want a ghost who only speaks in iambic pentameter about Sarbanes-Oxley? We can do that.

What's your refund policy?

You can't un-ring a ghost. No refunds. But we'll throw in a free callback if the haunting didn't land.

What if my target calls back?

The ghost doesn't pick up. Ghosts have standards.

Can I haunt multiple targets?

Volumes discounts available for multi-target hauntings. Inquire within. Corporate haunting packages also available — yes, we'll haunt your entire board.

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