Everything you were afraid to ask.
Absolutely. The ghosts are AI-generated, but the calls are real. Your target's confusion is real. The $500 charge is very real.
Our voices are generated using state-of-the-art AI models. At 3 AM, nobody's running spectral analysis on a phone call. They'll just know that "former CFO Dennis" has opinions about their expense reports.
We comply with all applicable regulations. Calls are for entertainment. No real person's voice is cloned. Targets must not be on the DNC registry. We're basically a very specific greeting card service that happens to call at inconvenient hours.
Depending on your chosen tone, your target might receive:
Yes. 3 AM is our most popular slot, but we can haunt at any hour. Breakfast haunting is an underrated experience.
We leave a voicemail. A voicemail from a dead CEO is the kind of thing people play for their therapist.
Your dashboard tracks every call: time, duration, whether they answered, and a transcription of the call. Full spectral accountability.
Possession-tier clients ($999) get custom script development. Want a ghost who only speaks in iambic pentameter about Sarbanes-Oxley? We can do that.
You can't un-ring a ghost. No refunds. But we'll throw in a free callback if the haunting didn't land.
The ghost doesn't pick up. Ghosts have standards.
Volumes discounts available for multi-target hauntings. Inquire within. Corporate haunting packages also available — yes, we'll haunt your entire board.