AI Haunting as a Service

The dead have
complaints.
We deliver them.

Rent AI voice clones of retired, fired, or fictional executives to call your ex-employer, landlord, or nemesis at 3 AM with bizarre poetry, regulatory citations, or passive-aggressive performance reviews. Prank + compliance enforcement.

Book a Haunting → Read the Manifesto
$ ghost haunt create \
--persona dead-ceo \
--tone poetry \
--target "Regional Manager" \
--schedule "3:00 AM nightly"

✦ Summoning spirit of former CEO Harold P. Whitmore III...
✦ Loading voice model: corporate-patriarch-v2
✦ Script: "Ode to Quarterly Losses (Revised)"
✦ Scheduled: 7 calls over 14 nights
✦ Haunting active. They'll never see it coming.
2,847
Hauntings Delivered
98.3%
Target Terror Rate
4.9★
Client Satisfaction
$0
Regulatory Fines

Pricing

From a single apparition to full possession.

Apparition
$299
1 call

Single chilling call. One ghost. One message. Maximum impact.

  • AI voice clone
  • Custom script generation
  • Haunting report
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Poltergeist
$499
3 calls

Three calls over 3 nights. Escalating intensity. They'll never sleep again.

  • AI voice clone
  • Custom script generation
  • Scheduled delivery
  • Haunting report
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Possession
$999
7 calls

Full week of haunting. Daily calls. Voicemails. The complete spectral experience.

  • AI voice clone
  • Custom script generation
  • Scheduled delivery
  • Voicemail follow-ups
  • Haunting report
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Choose Your Ghost

Each persona comes with a unique voice, style, and vendetta.

👔

The Late CEO

corporate patriarch

A deceased former chief executive, wronged by the board. Speaks in earnings call metaphors and SEC citations.

📊

The Retired CFO

numbers-obsessed specter

A retired numbers wizard who found enlightenment through regulatory footnotes. Recites compliance violations like scripture.

🗡️

The Fired VP

vengeful middle management

A VP who was "let go" during a restructuring. Specializes in passive-aggressive poetry about quarterly misses.

🔮

The Ghost Consultant

ethereal McKinsey veteran

A consultant who died mid-engagement. Still delivering findings. Still billing hourly. From beyond.

⚖️ Legal Disclaimer: Corporate Ghost is a satirical entertainment service. All voice clones are AI-generated fiction. No actual dead executives were consulted. Calls are for amusement purposes only. We do not encourage harassment, threats, or any illegal activity. Target must not be on any Do Not Call registry. Use responsibly. Or don't. We're not your mother. We're ghosts.